Friday, April 29, 2011

Grammar (and I am no goddess)

Today I'd like to talk about the "G" word. Grammar. Grrrrrammar (emphasis on the "grrrrr"). When I was in elementary school diagramming sentences was all the rage. The lines had to be perfectly drawn with a ruler. The lines had to be filled with precise grammar terms: proper noun, linking verb or dangling participle.

What the heck is a dangling participle anyway?

Back to "grrrrrammar." Now some people have brains wired for grammar. The exactness of it. The absoluteness. Many times those who love grammar also love math. I categorize myself as a creative type...a free spirit if you will. Rules-shmools. If I wanted a comma, right here, then dang it, I used a comma. I'll admit it, I was a coma junkie. I fear I still am.

Then I wrote my first novel.

Not until then did I truly and unequivocally try to understand the nitty gritty grammar world. How to properly use a semi-colon. The reason behind a strategically placed ellipses. Staying in one verb tense. Avoiding misplaced modifiers and double metaphors. It was a whole new world because it mattered to me. There was no way I was sending out my query letter with grammar errors. And there was absolutely no way I was sending out my manuscript unless it was as grammatically perfect as I (and a few old teaching colleagues) could get it. This stuff matters because it's all about the writing.

The writing is everything.

Now let me clarify here. I thought I was pretty solid with my new found grammar understandings until my manuscript ended up in my editor's hands. She - the brilliant woman that she is - taught me even more about the craft of using solid grammar in writing. It is most definitely a craft.

I learned that ellipses at the end of a sentence are four periods...not three. Wild.

I learned that if a word is in quotations at the end of a sentence like "this." that the period goes inside the quotation marks. But not a question mark. Wild.

I learned a ton.

Am I a master? Ahh, no. Not by a long shot. There are probably grammatical errors in this very post. I consider myself improved, not a guru. Let's just say I thank Annette and Alison (my copy editor) in my prayers each night.

My point, dear blog readers (you tried and trusty bunch that you are) is that grammar matters. Take the time to learn. Investigate online. Post questions in forums. Find out if you're right. If you've done the hard work of writing a book, then do the hard work of making sure everything is grammatically correct in it - to the best of your ability. It will be time well spent. Trust me.

Have a wonderful weekend. Happy grammar'ing to you all....

9 comments:

E.J. Wesley said...

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of the weekend! lol

So true, KM. "G" (if you give a name to a thing, it makes it real!) is one of my biggest failings as a writer. I do think I'm better than I used to be, but probably still not where I need to be.

Encouraging words nonetheless! Have a good weekend!

EJ

Christina Lee said...

EEK--no way about the two examples you just gave at the end (doh!) The learning is eternal!!!!!!!!!

K. M. Walton said...

EJ: Oh no, don't have nightmares! Here's more encouragement. My manuscript was as good as I could get it on my own - thank GOD for the professionals. Seriously.

Christina: I know, right? I had no idea.

Heather Anastasiu said...

Awesome post. Yeah, going back to grad school is what's made me really have to learn and solidify grammer rules that had been kind of mushy in my head forever. Now I'm kind of a grammar bad-ass ;)

Lindsay said...

Eep. Love the examples you've given, I didn't know those. Although it proves my theory that I'll never be a copy editor. LOL.

Joanne Fritz said...

Not a question mark? Really? How odd. Well, I can see it if you're asking a question about a quote. But if the question mark is part of the quotation....

Never realized that about ellipses at the end of a sentence but it makes perfect sense! Thanks!

The one that always confuses me is the difference between n-dashes and m-dashes. Sheesh!

Great post, Kate.

K. M. Walton said...

Heather: I wish I was a grammar bad-ass!!

Lindsay: Oh, me neither. Never. Ever.

Joanne: Hmmm. That sounds logical to me with the question mark. M-dashes and n-dashes are still a mystery.

Ricki Schultz said...

I taught grammar for five years and love the stuff, probably to a sick degree, but I am ALWAYS checking -- and rechecking -- grammar rules. There are just too many to remember them *all*. So don't feel bad for not being 100% perfect all the time. The important thing, and you've demonstrated this well, is that you should try your darnedest to be cognizant of these crazy rules. Agents and editors will appreciate it in the end because A LOT of people are not quite so conscientious.

Love the photo! Might have to snag it for something!! :)

nannysnovgirl said...

Herrrreeeee's Johny!

Yeah, I'm back, responding to another blog that is unfortunately late. But at least now I can keep up with the new ones. ;-)

When you mentioned the coma-junky thing, I am only slightly shamed to admit that I, too, brutally abuse the grammatical item. One of my friends online openly said it sounded like my comments were edited train announcemnts that had pauses in all the wrong places. Meeehhhh...Looking back on it, when I read some of my own posts, it DID seem like you were supposed to take a breath every two words. Yeeaaahhh...Comas are useful, but sometimes, they can be the enemy.

And speaking of comas, there's this weird insider going around school that somehow prompts kids to say they "don't believe in comas." I have no idea how that came about, but I proudly demonstrated their folly with the following example; Behold the necessety of comas:

"Let's eat Grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"

That gave them a laugh, but they still claim to not believe in comas. Ugh, what's next, they don't believe in periods? Garsh...Unless, of course, it's one of those things that have a distant weird meaning pertaining nothing to the literal message it conveys. Oy.

I was lured into this the minute I saw the title, because I must emphasize, I am a grammar freak, and I can't stand it when kids at Scott deliberately BUTCHER the English language. "You be swimmin'!" "She ain't got nothin'!" "I don't got no money." "I ate a apple." My gosh, how did that ever even develop? Someone couldn't speak fluent English and it caught on? Man, oh man...

Okay, sorry for the rant. Obvious/purposeful grammatical errors just really get me started...

You say people who are good at grammar are good at math, too. I must be specail, because I'm a compulsive grammar freak, and I loathe math. Maybe that's because my teacher is kind of a turd, but it's my worst subject, as well. Or maybe I'm not good with grammar, and this is my ego talking. ;3

Anyway, this blog was well-worded, and conveyed a very good message. I aplaud. :-) Pardon the potentail many grammar errors in this comment...I'm sure there's a bunch of them, and I'm just too under-observant to catch them. ;-)

Oooh, you used one of those eclipse...ellipse...ellice...one of those four-dot-thingies at the end! Heehee, I caught that. I feel proud. ^_^

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