I am cooking up the freakin' coolest thing.
I'm not saying anything until it's done.
I am 99.9% close to unveiling the wicked coolness right here on this very blog.
One final detail is giving me trouble.
I suspect I'll have it outta the gate by the end of tonight...
Hold onto your hats dear readers, hold onto 'em tight.
A hurricane of coolness is about to blow in.